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Interesting, Well Planned Panel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Gala Dinner
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Book Launch
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Monster Truck Rally, staring John Truck-a-saurus
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Comic Panel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Closing Ceremony
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Pyjama Party
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Jelly Wrestling
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Rail Baron Tournament
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Filking
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Awards Ceremony
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Video Stream
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Opening Ceremony
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Skinny dipping
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Dodgy Lager Brothers put on a Cocktail Party
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Joke T-shirt
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Nibbles, Everyone is distracted by small bowls of nibbles
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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No Pets!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Aliens kidnap your guest
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Your guest is an obnoxious redneck
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Air-conditioning breakdown
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Someone strikes a match in the video lounge
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Power slammed into a chair
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Caffeine free, Taste free
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The floor collapses in the Fan Lounge
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Dead man, Dead panel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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9am panel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Gone to the bar
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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No Beer!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Your guests reveal that they're actually here for the A.A. meeting
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Invasion of the puffy people
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Cancelled Venue
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Harlan Ellison parachutes in!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Your video stream has been programmed by a blind lemur
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Your Treasurer fails to take the GST into consideration
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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No Room Parties Allowed
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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WARNING: Excess consumption may have a laxative effect
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The lifts don't work!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Morlocks break into the fan lounge and steal all your coffee
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Your American guest goes on a shooting rampage!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Your convenor "wins LOTTO" and goes to Majorca
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Police Raid
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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No Fast Food
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The food is too expensive!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Dress code enforced
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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An apocalyptically large meteor is on a collision course with your venue!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Rydges Hotel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Old Swan Brewery
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Ascot Inn
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Secret Fortress of Doom
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Moonbase
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Nicho's Lungs
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Metro Hotel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Grand Chancellor Hotel
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Perth Convention Centre
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Neil Gaiman
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Nigel Tufnell
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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William Gibson
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Robert Jordan
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Chip Livingstone
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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L.Ron Hubbard
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Arthur C. Clarke
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Ippongi Bang
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Kim Stanley Robinson
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Neal Stephenson
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Fan Guest
Grant & Simon
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Fan Guest
Russell B. Farr
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Fan Guest
Grant Stone
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Fan Guest
Mitch?
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
All you can eat buffet
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
Wookie Defense
That does not make sense! Wookies do not live on Endor! if the Wookies live on Endor you must acquit. Look at the stupid monkey... 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
Ne-ever gonna happen!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
A BIG sack of Drugs.
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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The Underpants Gnomes
Time to go to work, work all night, search for underpants hey! We won't stop till we have underpants, yum-tum yummy-tum-tay! 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Streaker!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
The 1% rule
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
Internet Access
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
That would require a tiny amount of effort
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
Furry Fans
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
You'll have someone's eye out with that!
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
And that's a bad thing because?
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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E.M.P. Electro Magnetic Pulse
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
Defies categorisation
Fans don't let Fans do Fans
 
By: SCCG TeamFirst Edition
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Filking
It's as good as karaoke 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Early morning board-gaming
Well it started yesterday afternoon... 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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World Building Panel
again 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Opening Ceremony
Thanks for coming 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Masked Ball
100 hours of labour, 2 hours of ball 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Guest Of Honour Speech
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Book Launch
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Room Party
not on the programme but indispensible 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Chainmail making workshop
for those with a high boredom threshold 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Freeform
you too can play an anti-social, black dressed, pale skinned night owl (a vampire of course) 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Art show
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Closing Ceremony
Thanks for coming 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Auction
Got too much money? This'll help 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Video Stream
Not got a room and need somewhere to sleep? 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Harper-Collins calls the shots
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Guest mobbed by fans, vows never to leave room again
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Boring Monologue
No, let me finish 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Fundamentalists break in!
And you though fans were scary 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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NO COFFEE!
some things just can't be forgiven 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Coke machine runs dry, and it's a Sunday!
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The bar is closed for Easter
You mean I have to stay sober for the whole weekend? 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Overpowering stench
Why the strange expression? 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Disgruntled hotel employee
be nice 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Ditmars Rigged
and the winner is... me! 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Old Guard
it's not as good as SwanCon 6 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Front Desk Unmanned
civilisation crumbles 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Battlefield Earth is released
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Budget cuts
GoH flew first class 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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9a.m. time slot!
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Over enthusiastic fan takes over panel
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Anime in Video Stream is dub only
if you're that hard-core then learn Japanese 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Slow restaurant service
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Guest gets blind drunk
and can I have my bar tab as expenses? 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Cape and Shorts combo
some things should not be 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Programming error
an appreciation of J.G. Ballard's Crash 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Storm Constantine
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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William Gibson
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Lois McMaster Bujold
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Stephen Dedman
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Robert Silverberg
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Sean Williams
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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J.K. Rowling
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Terry Pratchett
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Fan Guest
Gina Goddard
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Fan Guest
Russell B. Farr
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Venue
Burswood
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Metro Inn
anyone for skinny dipping? 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Hyatt
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Japan
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Ascot Inn
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Sheraton
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Empire State Building
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Rydges Hotel
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The Orchid Hotel
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The King's Hotel
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Parent's House
yeah yeah, just a few friends 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Shoebox
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Wheelie bin
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Restaurant taken over by fans
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Good Pheremone Day
lets do it. OK 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Common interest in big attribute scores
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Too sleep deprived to care
n avwhrg;obrig 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Attractive first time attendee
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
It happened in the video room so no-one saw it
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
And that's a bad thing because?
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Jeremy G Byrne takes over the world
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Cool T-shirt
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Close Personal Friend
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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The aliens give him back
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Oh yeah, well I'll do push-ups... Naked!
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Bartok is played
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Daleks and Stairs
'there are good Daleks and bad Daleks' 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
That's a serious ramp!
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Harry Potter slash
Ron/Harry, Severus/Sirius, Ginny/Rita ... 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Goths lurk
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Distracted by Normality
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Your point being?
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
It may be weird, but it's still Cool
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
It's alright, we accept anyone in Fandom
often said through clenched teeth 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Pizza Arrives
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Furry Fandom
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
Miscellaneous
Chocolate Coated Coffee Beans
 
By: Jason FunnelExpansion Pack 1
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Ram!
Destroys one of their cards and one of yours 
By: Tom EitelhuberUniSFA
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A fridge fell on him
 
By: Tom EitelhuberUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Mikey's Ego
Damn, it's huge in here! 
By: Tom EitelhuberUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Did I say ...? I meant ...!
Don't you hate it when that happens? 
By: Tom EitelhuberUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Look - it's a diversion!
 
By: Tom EitelhuberUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Jedi mind tricks
This isn't the Con you're looking for 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Riiiiiiiiiiiight
 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
Miscellaneous
That was just flavour text
 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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Venue Change
Bait 'n' switch 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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Old sports injury
 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flux
 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
Attack
Aaaaah! Natural light!
watch them shrivel away 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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Fire alarm set off
and the sprinklers turn on 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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Terraforming
 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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Cameron Hall
Cold in the winter, hot in the summer, no lift, what more could you want? 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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Tone River
Just near Walpole 
By: James AndrewarthaUniSFA
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The quite well known fortress of vaguely negative premonitions
What? No tortue chamber? 
By: Cameron & ComanUniSFA
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Castle Greyskull
 
By: Michael SchembergUniSFA
Miscellaneous
The Comfy Chair
 
By: Cameron McFarlandUniSFA
Miscellaneous
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
 
By: Liz P.UniSFA
Miscellaneous
Secret Russian Scientists
Busy at work cloning Ippongi Bang 
By: David ThackaberryUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Tech support
can be a force of good or evil 
By: David ThackaberryUniSFA
Attack
KGB Capture!
 
By: David ThackaberryUniSFA
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Poke-Ball
I Choose You! 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Attack
Terrible pun
Think that's punny, do you? 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Attack
Too far away, too expensive to get there
Mullaloo? But that's miles away! 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Guest
A superintelligent shade of blue
 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Player distracted
Sorry, I was writing one of these silly blank cards and wasn't paying attention 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Miscellaneous
That is too stupid even for this game
What do you take us for? 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Miscellaneous
If he can do it so can I
Copycat 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Blank card
 
By: Phil McLeanUniSFA
Miscellaneous
But it's so cool!!!!
Can't argue with that 
By: Oliver MailesUniSFA
Attack
All your base are belong to us
For great justice ... 
By: DhrozUniSFA
Attack
Deathstar blows up your venue
But we're a peaceful convention! 
By: Tom PopeUniSFA
Attack
No-one's heard of your guest
They don't believe he exists 
By: Tom PopeUniSFA
Attack
BSOD
Stupid Microsoft piece of crap 
By: Tom PopeUniSFA
Attack
Pikachu! Thundershock, now!
 
By: Marcia BauerUniSFA
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Pokemon tournament
 
By: Marcia BauerUniSFA
Venue
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
 
By: UnknownUniSFA
Guest
Marvin the Paranoid Android
My diodes hurt 
By: UnknownUniSFA
Attack
Vogon Constructor Fleet
 
By: UnknownUniSFA
Miscellaneous
Disguise
 
By: UnknownUniSFA
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Mother Ship
 
By: Anon.Battle 3000 Expansion Pack
Attack
Subspace Jamming
 
By: Anon.Battle 3000 Expansion Pack
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Lasgun 1
 
By: Anon.Battle 3000 Expansion Pack
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High Tech Espionage
 
By: Anon.Battle 3000 Expansion Pack
 
 
 
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