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Possible Mid-term Exam Questions
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1. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
2. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on pans?
3. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
4. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
5. What's another word for thesaurus?
6. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
7. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
8. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
9  If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
10. When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?
11. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank ATMs?
12. How did a fool and his money get together, anyway?
13. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream containers?
15. How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
16. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
17. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
18. Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
19. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special
    Olympics?
20. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
21. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
22. What was the best thing before sliced bread?